And where is the city of Muhosransk? and got the best answer
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Muhosransk
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Muhosransk
Muhosransk (not to be confused with Omsk) - in the distant past, a flourishing colony of the Roman Empire. In 19X / W some year it was transferred to Albania (the author does not know why). At this time, the main military forces of the United States, Albania, Nakhkanada are located there (an underground plant for the production of teletubbies is located in Muhosransk).
How to get to Muhosransk?
Muhosransk is located on the border with Albania, but at the same time in the Golden Ring of Russia. If you were sent ... to Mukhosransk, then you need to go two blocks straight, three crooked, and then another 3,000,000,000 kilometers (and in any direction). If you broke to go there - DON'T GO! If it's too lazy to go, pull this rubbish ...
Population
The population hovers around one person, and that one is an immigrant. But in especially fruitful years, when crayfish on the mountain whistle Ludwig van Beethoven's Sixth Sonata, the population grows to 20,253,741,567 people. It was in such years that such remarkable personalities and outstanding figures (burning perks) as MedveD, Jord Bush (both), Dzinidin Dzidan (an outstanding diplomat, bobromat, Chinese ambassador of Muhosranska) were born.
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Answer from Alpha male[guru]
that feeling when your city is Saransk
Answer from Yamir Mullahmetov[newbie]
take a crop then ass!
Answer from Evgeny Yurievich[active]
Where the flies shit
Answer from Џna Rogozina[active]
in Izhevsk
Answer from * @ MaSt ^ _ ^ [email protected]*
[newbie]
Komsomolsk-on-Amur
Answer from Unixaix CATIA[guru]
suburb of muhozasransk
Answer from Borisovna[guru]
Not far from Vydropuzhsk
Answer from Leonid *[master]
Have Leshy on the ass !!
Answer from Ekaterina Zuberman[guru]
i think that probably somewhere in America
Answer from Shroedinger `s cat[guru]
in Zazhopinsky district
Author Vasya Pupkin8 asked a question in the section Other about cities and countries
Is there such a city of Muhosransk? Not a joke I really want to know and got a better answer
Answer from Yergei Makarov [guru]
Muhosransk is a flourishing colony of the Roman Empire in the distant past. In 19X / W some year it was transferred to Albania (the author does not know why). At this time, the main military forces of the United States, Albania, Nakhkanada are located there (an underground plant for the production of teletubbies is located in Muhosransk).
How to get to Muhosransk?
Muhosransk is located on the border with Albania, but at the same time in the Golden Ring of Russia. If you were sent ... to Muhosransk, then you need to walk two blocks straight, three crooked, and then another 3,000,000,000 kilometers (and in any direction). If you broke to go there - DO NOT GO!
Population
The population hovers around one person, and that one is an immigrant. But in especially fruitful years, when crayfish on the mountain whistle Ludwig van Beethoven's Sixth Sonata, the population grows to 20,253,741,567 people. It was in such years that such remarkable personalities and outstanding figures (burning perks) as MedveD, Jord Bush (both), Dzinidin Dzidan (an outstanding diplomat, bobromat, Chinese ambassador of Muhosranska) were born.
The real village of Musokhranovo, according to Yandex maps, is located near the city of Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the Kemerovo region. It is interesting that, according to the general principles of the formation of the names of settlements, upon obtaining the status of a city, the village would be called even more consonant - "Musokhransk"; for the search query "Musokhransk" Google gives out about 570 pages, most of which are actually about Musokhranovo.
Answer from Varya Versailles[newbie]
my sister lives in Muhosransk. so there is such a city
Answer from Olesya Vasilevskaya[newbie]
I live there ... It's not for nothing that it is so named ...
Answer from Professor Dadakin[expert]
There is such one, He was renamed in Russia to Kotovsk, But he is still Muhosrantsk, Therefore, you can come to me there and live a long and painful journey, You can even order horseradish pizza there!
Answer from Nikolay Turygin[newbie]
Answer from Ltty utsatsuatsuuts[newbie]
Mukhosra? Nsk is a quasi-toponym meaning "a provincial town, wilderness, wilderness." It characterizes the described object from the negative side, indicating both its remoteness from the center and "the speaker's attitude to the object."
Answer from Andrey Shimaev[newbie]
shorter is the wilderness or wilderness
Answer from Lyudmila Vlasova[newbie]
I came to this city 20 years ago with my husband and children. Our family was supposed to leave for Volgograd, but the dear fell in love with this region. Then he died. And I stayed in Muhosransk - Lesozavodsk, Primorsky Territory.
Answer from Ѕaska[guru]
Synonym for smt. Golomudovo.))
Answer from Vladimir Milyaev[newbie]
Muhosransk exists! It is located 150 km northwest of Kryzhopol. After all, there is a saying: go to Muhosransk through Kryzhopol.
Answer from Andrey Good night![guru]
It is still being designed ...
Answer from No name no[guru]
Muhosransk in Russian modern folklore is the fictitious name of a Russian provincial city, an exemplary of the name used as an example
Answer from Kisuni[guru]
Muhosransk in Russian modern folklore is a fictitious name for a Russian provincial town, an exemplary name used as an example.
There is no such city.
Answer from Nikolay[guru]
there is a musohran
Answer from Valentin Lychev[active]
in Muhosran region
Answer from Yosha Vetrinsky[newbie]
Mukhosra? Nsk is a fictional settlement, meaning "a provincial town, wilderness, wilderness." Being a quasi-token, it characterizes the described object from the negative side, indicating both its remoteness from the center and "the speaker's attitude to the object."
AF Belousov classifies "Mukhosransk" as "obscene names", the common feature of which is the traditional for the inhabitants of the capital "association of the province with" savagery "and" dirt ". A certain role in the formation of such images can be played by the similarity in the names of the fictitious toponym and the actually existing city of Saransk.
Contents [remove]
1 Origin of the place name
2Use in the media
3See also
4Notes
5 Literature
Origin of the toponym [edit | edit wiki text]
According to one of the versions, the name "Mukhosransk" appeared thanks to the story "How It Was" by the famous Soviet feuilletonist A. Zorich:
“When they made a ten-verst map of the empire in 1862, they did not want to designate this city at all. But then a fly crawled and made a point. They began to measure this point and, it turns out, a fly made a straight line to our city: it was such a neat fly, it observed all degrees, both latitude and longitude. Well, of course, it's a pity to spoil the map, then the designation was assigned, and the city became "
- Quoted. Quoted from: V.V. Abashev, A.F.Belousov, T.V. Tsivyan. Geopanorama of Russian Culture: The Province and Its Local Texts.
Media Use [edit | edit wiki text]
According to AF Belousov, "Mukhosransk" as a "symbol of a provincial city" in modern Russia is no less popular than, for example, "Uryupinsk". At the same time, the researcher notes a significantly lower prevalence of this term in the press, considering it too "expressive and unsuitable for printing."
According to various sources, in connection with the adoption in 2012 of amendments to the federal law "On the protection of children from information that is harmful to their health and development," the word "Muhosransk" may disappear from the air of central TV channels.
Muhosransk (not to be confused with Samara) is a town in the fucking N-region that has never surrendered to anyone.
Both traffic lights in the city are low (if they exist at all), and although pedestrian crossings are drawn, everyone still crosses wherever he wants.
There is not much to see in Muhosransk: the private sector, in the center there are several Stalin-era buildings, there are still Khrushchev buildings and a couple of nine-story buildings. In some cases, there are no nine-story buildings, but Khrushchev buildings consist of three floors and the locals look at them like a skyscraper.
A stubborn blogger who has arrived in Muhosransk will be spinning around these very two stalinkas, having made a couple of dozen frames, then he will please all travel communities with them, inserting bold copyright into a frame and sticking to his creations. In the story, he will mention how cool Muhosransk is. Then he will wander around the private sector and will definitely write about the devastation in the country in general and Muhosransk in particular, poverty and the hopelessness of the city. He will also excavate a church there and, in a wiki-style, tell us in what year its first brick was laid and how the evil Bolsheviks converted it into a vegetable store, for example, another example.
The city is small - a couple of trifles go from north to south, but from west to east - you need to strain. The Khuevo-Kukuevo microdistrict stands apart - only gopniks live there, and it is not recommended to look there even during the day.
Muhosransk also has its own attractions:
Park them. M. Gorky, Lenin, Kirov, Pushkin
Monument to Lenin on Lenin Square, where the administration lives.
Monument to those killed in the war, optional - Eternal flame.
Left Coast.
Market or even a small shopping center (almost like in Moscow!).
The pompously restored Temple.
central Stadium
One or two cinemas: "Mir", "Progress", "Central", "Cosmos".
Museum of local lore, DK "Builder", two cafes, one club and a buffet at the station, where the world's best shawarma is sold.
Sometimes - a local zoo with "exotic" animals: a bear, a fox, a raccoon, a wolf (sometimes an ordinary dog), a peacock, rabbits, pigs, aquarium fish, ducks, geese and chickens.
The fountain is a circular pool with peeling tiles and a tube from which a thin stream of sewage water flows. Or does not flow.
The main transport attraction is the railway station and the station square, if not, then the bus station. Nearby there are a bunch of minibuses and "Ride nnada?" taxi drivers (of which, by the way, half of the city consists). Along the square there is a cluster of stalls, shawarma and liqueurs; slot machines are installed in a separate barn. There are many homeless people, gypsies, beggars and burned vodka. For beauty, cops are posted in some places.
The main streets in this city are Lenin, Soviet, Soviet Army, Red Guard, Komsomolskaya, Oktyabrskaya, XXII Congress of the CPSU, Pushkin, Gorky, Mayakovsky, Gagarin, Clara Zetkin, Karl Liebknecht, Uritsky, Marshal Zhukov, Tsyurupa.
Districts: Leninsky, Moskovsky, Oktyabrsky, Zavodskoy, Soviet, Central, Proletarsky, Zarechensky, Dzerzhinsky.
The media are represented by the newspapers Sovetsky Mukhosransk and Rodnoe Zazhopye, a little more than completely filled with private announcements, news about the native governor and reports from holiday evenings for veterans in the local recreation center. On the last page there is a horoscope, a couple of unfunny anecdotes and an advertisement for a fish store.
Sometimes there is your own TV, even more fucking than a regional TV channel - the name is often very banal, a la TV-6 or TRK-21. Programs are most often taken from larger channels and broadcast three months after the premiere. There must be regional advertising with a Soviet flavor, as well as promotional mini-films of the sanatoriums "Yolochka", "Yellow waters" and other places. Optionally - sermons by Baptists and Jehovah's Witnesses who sponsor this channel.
In the evening or in the morning, there is always a "children's program", where the presenters are a toy on the hand and a woman who conduct a meaningless dialogue throughout the program, and at the end show a Soviet cartoon. Sometimes the channel broadcasts films - more often Polish and German, at best, Hollywood, but in terms of dullness and quality they resemble Russian cinema. The news of Muhosransk and the weather are shown three times a day.
Muhosransk is a klondike for those who are looking for parking, because the city, as a rule, is a beggar, which means that not everyone has a car. The lack of traffic jams is also one of the few advantages of this city.
In contact, the city is represented by a huge number of groups a la "Typical Muhosransk", where against the background of the main attraction they write jokes about their provinciality and inferiority.
But more often for those who have left, the subject becomes the sweetest city on the planet, about which they dripping tears onto the keyboard and write (of course with errors) under the pictures of their native places.
The souvenir junk mainly depicts Muhosransk from a bird's eye view, a stele at the entrance to the city or a monument to Lenin.
This is how it is, this city.